Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.
and I’m like…
If someone were on my front porch right now and looked in the window on the door, they would have a clear shot of me on the toilet. Closing the bathroom door is dumb and I hate doing it.
I’m obsessed with Vine. The newness will fade eventually, but I can’t stop videoing stuff. Vine is Instagram for video.
Today makes me wish I lived in a cul de sac with all my friends. Block party day drinking shenanigans. Instead I’ll drink Chardonnay alone on my front porch while creepy people drive by slowly and ogle me.
My dear friend told me I should post the 7 things I cannot live without. I accidentally went to 9 before I remembered I was supposed to stop at 7…errrps.
These will be actual things, and I won’t feel bad about not posting mushy shit like ‘My family!!! OMG they made me…’ or ‘Animals, yay fluffy!’. This is terribly difficult for me to NOT take super literally though.
In no particular order…
3) Camera of some sort
6) Laughter (Ok…this one is a bit cheese ball and not a real ‘thing’)
9) Memories (OK OK OK another one, GOSH)
There you have it! This took me about 15 minutes to contemplate - mainly because I am convinced I could do without all but numbers 6 and 9. And no…I didn’t plan this out to have some sort of link back to something sexual…69…
…maybe I should re-think my list…
Page 1 of 7